MOTHERFUCKING THOR

Look at this wild motherfucker, he was embarassed when I asked him to lift up his sleeve, too bad broken MOTHERFUCKING wrist pictures often end up blurry.

Interbike is over, and I'm MOTHERFUCKING cooked.















MOTHER

Oh My Motherfucking God

http://www.automobilemag.com/new_car_previews/2007/0604_2007_volkswagen_golf_r32/

Hell yes, I'm trading it in for this motherfucker.

MOTHER.

Hello MOTHERFUCKER

http://autoaccessory4u.com/antobaflbi.html

MOD SAYS SHUT UP ANNE

MOTHERFUCKING DAMAGE FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER. BAD WEEK AND A HALF FOR WILD MOFO'S, LOOK OUT JOHNNY. BROKE MY MOTHERFUCKING SCAPHOID, ITS IN THE WRIST, POSSIBLE SURGERY CAUSE THE BONE HAS A BLOOD VEIN GOIN THROUGH IT. VICATIN PRESCRIPTION AND ONE HAND TYPIN FOR A WHILE.

(this post has nothing to do with the previous one)

MOTHER

MOD SAYS WERE GONNA DRINK SOME BEER!

MOTHERFUCKING double bock, double me over, double sleep, dont hurt me MOTHERFUCKER


MOTHER

Not MOTHERFUCKING Yummy

If you buy some poptarts from sunmart, in the discount section, don't believe the motherfucking title to these poptarts ( Yummy Poptarts). I didn't ever think I'd throw a poptart away untill last night. They only cost a $1, for 6, but I wonder how many people buy these things. They were suppose to have strawberry filling, not. It had a nice, thick coating of frosting. That even motherfucking sucked. I've been walking by them all day and it gives me shivers.

MOTHER.

On the Motherfucking Brain

I got cross on my brain and can't get rid of it. I'm even motherfucking dreaming it.
http://www.cyclocrossworld.com/

Not listening MOTHERFUCKER

Yep, i'm a "not listening motherfucker" when it comes to Dr.s. I rode today. He never said not to ride just sling it. Oh well.

Funny how the smallest bump jiggles your shoulder. Just rode on the trail makes every crack look like a motherfucking speed bump. Felt good. Felt evil. Felt like saying motherfucker.

I just had to. Tommorrow when it's rainin' I'll ride inside. Otherwise, fuck it. That shoulders way beyond normal and I've dealt with all my motherfucking life. Improvising motherfucker. As long as I can hold handlebars I'm happy. Plus, I've got my cross races picked out and I plan on being a motherfucker at those races. Upin' the training!

Off season trainings going as planned. DRINK! Legs feel that they're in need of intervals again. GOOD MOTHERFUCKER. Now motorpace the R32. Hatch open. Crankin up the tunes.


Dismount, step,hop,step,hop,step,hop, step mount motherfucker!

MOTHER.

WTmF?

Went in monday to see how bad the damage was. I figured when I said that I broke it in three spots and the doc said come in immediately that it he was goin to be breakin plates and boltin' screws on my ass. Motherfucker looks at the xray and says "that should heal properly" without the metal detector settin' off gear. WTmF?
I was kind of up cause I walked away only payin a motherfucking $50 fee. I was also kind of down cause I need those plates and screws for the next fall. I figured when I looked at the xray of 1 bone goin' 3 different ways it wasn't goin to heal on its own.

I think I'll go for a, on the pavement jacked up on motherfuckin' percocet, ride today just to celebrate.

MOTHER.

More Motherfucking Damage

Someone call damage control cause I'm comin', again. Motherfucker! Yep, broke the collar bone, again. This time was a dousy. In 3 places, left side. Haven't seen the orthopedic Dr. yet but the ER Dr. said plate and screws. Basically, the muscle is holding my left arm to my body. One good thing is that maybe I'll have a reinforced shoulder to take the impacts I seem to give myself.

Here's what happened: Motherfucking mtn. bikes, gravity, and a year of goin fast on the road with lack of skilz.

This might of knocked me out of cross. To early to tell. It's usually 6-8 weeks and 2-3 months of no impact. I hate Dr.'s telling me what to do. So I'm playin' it by ear( good ear, not the detached one). Plus, there's other issues that could prevent, key motherfucking word could, me from racing cross. More than likely I'll get more motivated to kick your motherfucking ass! I'm not one to lay around feeling motherfucking sorry for myself or you.

I seemed to be using the motherfucking word " again" lately. Somehow I'm goin' to incorporate it into my philosophy of me: Life is nothin but a series of ups and downs, first your up, then your down, then you're up. Again & again & again.

No motherfucking pics. You want to know what it motherfucking looks like? Look at your shoulder than imagine no bone there. Now you got the motherfucking pic.

MOTHER.

MOTHRFUCKING Cross Practice

It's that motherfucking time. Practice your dismounts/mounts. Did a bunch at Swanson, in the open field, on Wed. Fuck I suck especially after a season of road racing. Not very limber. I did notice that after about 13 times motherfucking racking yourseld you have no choice but to get better. I will get better. So says my motherfucking testicles

Also, thursday rode wilderness. Practicing fast, sharp cornering and being smooth. After ending up in the trees 13 motherfucking times you learn quickly. By the end of wilderness I was motherfucking carvin' turkey up.

A big motherfucking thank you goes out to samsam for helpin' me get that motherfucking cross bike together.
MOTHER.

Who Likes MOTHERFUCKING Fire

Waitin For the MOTHERFUCKING Train

Motherfucking train sucks. If we had wind and solar power we wouldn't have to wait for the motherfucking train.

MOTHER.

Let The Motherfucking Anarchy Begin

At the fire, things were kind of mellow. No real talk of anarchy but a couple new wild motherfuckers showed. It's building. We need some guns.

Motherfucking x-YMCA man did cause a stir. I just happen to peeing when a flaming stick nails me in the back of the head. Motherfucker, just can't pee without a flaming stick hitting ya in the back of the head. Luckily I had my hat on or I might be bald.

MOTHER.

MOTHERFUCKING ANARCHY

Why are we revolting well read on. I noticed a theme going the other night at the wild motherfuckers fire and it sounds alot like this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchist_communism

People just want to survive and it sounds like greed has taken over our willingness to have the basics in life. MOTHERFUCKING EH!

MOTHER.

Pirate league! Invading a motherfucking neighborhood near you

http://www.piratesinfo.com/history/history.php

Motherfucking road season is done. Let's bring on some cross (motherfucking cross n bones that is). Yep, it's time to invade. No team uniforms allowed. Black makes you motherfucking cool. Race a motherfucking neighborhood then leave. Avoid red clad husker fans yelling that they're gay. Say what you're motherfucking gay. Get back in your flower garden. Perfect cross practice.

MOTHER.

What it's all motherfucking about, REVOLUTION



Fire's good, alcohol is good, friends are good and talk of revolution is good. That's what it's all about in the motherfucking end. Just shit. We didn't solve any of the worlds problems but at least we talked about it. We talked about stuff like "cooking dogs with rakes" bikes, this and that. Sometimes even a burro pinata gets burned. These are old motherfucking pics from last years fall trek party. I'd bought a motherfucking pinata for some kids to swing at but it never quite made it. That's the beauty of it. I knew that if I'd brought it to the backyard fire it would burn. I could of left it in the car. I tempted motherfucking fate and the wild motherfuckers. It burned like I expected it. PERFECT!

Talk of revolution became a topic for the tuesday night fire. Things got quite things got talked about. Finally ended up talking about the defintion of motherfucking organic. Cops parked at the end of the street. Must of heard us talking about organic foods. Things remained the same in the end.

MOTHER.

Motherfucking hope and livewrong

Two favorites on a rubber bracelet.

MOTHER.

Soooo.....campfire at my house tonight, checkin' out the gossip, and MOTHERFUCKING T.J. starts bitchin about this site. Listen here MOTHERFUCKER, here is a picture to remind you of how MOTHERFUCKING sweet we are





















bright MOTHERFUCKING lights and titties, fuck yo lazy uberemployed ass.



SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT MOTHERFUCKER


MOTHER

Looks like the wildest motherfucker of all finally took the high hard one from a stingray. The crocodile hunter is dead. I don't know the full story yet because Adrian just woke me up from a gin-addled slumber. Where's that Aussie rum that Vomitron likes, I need to raise a glass asap.
Krikie