Motherfucking hot

Friday was fucking hot wasn't it? In Texas it was. Shorts n sleeves n 80 degrees. I commuted in and around Fredericksburg all weekend. I was just one of those lucky ones that got the chance.

Oddest happening was we came around this corner onto this "ranch" of goats. There on the side of the road a motherfucking scurvy dog nawing on an armadillo. I kept laughing in amazement for I don't know how long.

Sitting in the cockpit was fucking cool. Especially take offs and landings. Watching Resevoir Dogs and Easy Rider as nitely entertainment was cool. Making two grown men cry was cool. I've got some nasty farts. Cool.

Finish this joke...

Your Momma's dead baby is so fat and ugly....

Next Project

Next up, fork for Mr. Blogstyle himself. I've already got an hour of filing on this bad boy, good thing I didn't have to cast it too.
















MOTHER

Thank you MLK For All The Wrong MotherFucking Reasons

Hey if it weren't for heroes I'd have to work more for no fucking good reason. Today I get the chance to ride my bike when most any other motherfucking Monday I'd be analyzing the shit out of wheat.

So today I commuted to my playground. Recycled. Got some non parishable food to make it another month. Listen to some big hair music. Why does big hair music want to make me fucking grab my bike and ride? Cause it's called freedom. There aren't to many laws for cyclist and if there are I'll break everyone of 'em. A law breaking cyclist? Hell, I aint goin to hurt anyone just myself. So motherfucking chill out all good citizens.

Rock on. Be free.

MOTHER.

It's Saturday. Did You Commute?

I took the long way to work today cause it was so nice " 40 F". I tryed to get cold but couldn't. My weekend job is so much nicer then the weekday job. Why? cause this job entails the playground that I call " in and around Lincorn".

I notice one thing, on my weekday commute I get a ton more shit from people than my weekend commute. Fuck it. I'm quitin' my weekday job.

Your Daily Motherfucker Commuter Update

Woke up, showered, ate, brushed my teeth and checked the temp. Weeee! -6 with a wind chill -17. First thing I thought was " I wonder if a balaclava, shirt, hoody, fleece jacket, nylon pants, socks, gloves and tennis shoes will get me to work ". Fuck yeah it did. I like to challenge myself against mother"fucking" nature. Life would be boring if I didn't. My only complaint if I was a whiner would be my eyeballs were cold. I thought of wearing glasses, threw a pair on, but they fogged over. Fuck it.

By the way, I went commando if you're wondering.

Know your limits.

MOTHER.

Motherfucking cold

There was a saying when i was young that my hunting buddies would and I would say when it was this cold out " it colder than a witches titty in a brass bra". Not sure exactly what that means but it meant generally it's motherfucking cold. Cold enough this morning that my eyebrows hurt. Oh yeah, if your in a car and your flippin' me shit when it's this cold out I'll get fucking pissed. When it's warm out fuck you.

Ride home last night just about got blown over. Gust came out of a North/south street just as I got to the intersection goin west on y at 26th. Shit! i had to put a foot down and do a pivot on some ice. Lucky no cars came from behind. Fuck me silly and call me shirly. I just laughed.

Had a so called neighbor come to my door last night about 10p asking for a couple of dollars. Nope I ain't got no money and get the fuck off my porch. I didn't think i had any new neighbors. Went and checked the vacant house next door. Nope. The house 2 doors down is for sale. Nope. Nobody there.

MOTHER.

Fast Twitcher

Hit 40mph on the commute to work. I drove. Derrrrrrrrrr!

Lance U Make Me Twitch

funny

Lance Twitters I Twitch

I decided to blog more. Not that much more. Just my daily commute. Maybe I should change the name of this blog to My Daily Commute. Not much happens in the 2 miles to work and back but then again.........

Take this morning for example. I got me a free ride from 27th to 33rd on Y cause a mini winnebago decided to pull out in front of me. At first I was somewhat upset. I don't get much upset between 7-7:30 am. Then I found his draft. That was nice since there was a slight east wind. If Lance can end his workouts with motorpacing, hell, I'll start mine with motorpacing.

So, while my computer warms up I'll blog more in the morning. Don't expect much cause I can get bored real quick with monontony. Crap, what am I talking about I work in a lab with 100's of samples to test, ride my bike over and over on the same roads, brush my teeth and shit the same way. So I'm just monotonous. Then again.........

Gotta Motherfucking Go

Why? cause Lance is twittering. He can't make a move without me knowing.

I am Sooooooooooo Motherfucking Tired

that was me about 2 hrs ago. Took me a desktop nap. I've been analyzing graphs all morning. 100's of graphs. Boring. Woke just in time. Right before my super came to inform me of all the wonderful meetings I get to attend the next 2 months. Meetings make me tired. Trying to act interested is hard work. If my droopy sleepy eyes didn't give me away I bet my yawning did.

MOTHER.

Bring It On Tough Fuck