Monday, December 25, 2006

2007 Tactics

You've probably noticed that the theme of wild motherfuckers is changing. I've decided for '07 to post more about ecological issues than my wild and funnier side. It will still be there but you'll have to look a little deeper. I'm still going to leave the title but the meaning is leaning towards " wild motherfuckers who know the difference about this universe and want to make a difference by helping others learn". Sort of like " wild mothernature".

I will be using tactics. Tactics meaning" ways that I singularly do throughtout my life to cause a sane impact on the enviroment". My war tactics such as this weekend

1) rode to omaha for xmas
2) didnt wrap gifts
3) mom asked if it was cold in the house i said nope. knowing she would turn up the heat if everyone was cold.
4) took the cardboard from gifts that my bro was throwing away and stuck it in the recycleables

I vow for '07 to
use my bike more for transporting
not turn my head away when i could make an impact at least once a day
blog more about local enviro issues
eat local and organic
go commando (to reduce laundry - save water)
use "just kidding." instead of "just kidding, you dumb ass mother fucker."
and more...........


MOTHER.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Truth behind the Scenes

There is a truth behind the scenes of the food production industry that as people we should all be ashamed of. That is the amount of artificial, unnatural chemicals we use to fill our bellies. My initial reasoning for getting into the science field was conservation. I wanted to extend the better enjoyment of nature to people down the road ( the future). Growing up as a kid, I spent lots of time camping, playing, hunting, fishing and almost living on a farm. I admired my grandparents and they're minimalism to cultivating the land and raising cattle. When I hunted and fished it was with the utmost respect. No macho " i want to kill everything " attitude. My love of my grandparents brought me to the conservation field. Their love of producing food brought me into studying this aspect of the industry since the early 80's. When I started to become more interested with nutrition as it pertained to cycling health it became amazing to me the claims the food industry say how artificial chemicals have improved our daily lives.

I could go on and on why I believe in the organic food industry so much but I'll let you research that if your so entailed do so. You might learn something. It's up to you.

Here's just a link that i came across while reading up on the subject that brought me to post this today. http://www.foodnews.org/

Now the link to the watchdog thats watching the watch dog. www.ewg.org

Just one last word. I'm not any better than anyone out there. I eat non organic food. Organic is expensive. Especially meat. I'm poor. I do occasionally buy organic just to support in a small way.

Monday, December 18, 2006

You give up the condo life...

Two years in a row the water heater gives up the ghost where I'm living. Being the nice guys we are, A and I tell the landlord we can wait until Monday to get it fixed. Five hours later with a mop and shop-vac the basement is almost dry. What a grand way to work off my Saturday afternoon freegame. I don't really foresee my landlord getting all of next months rent anywhere near on time. The ultimate fighter upstairs isn't really plussed that we had to shut off his water either. If I can't take a hot shower when I get off work tomorrow, I swear to god I'll ride my happy ass out to Chanhaskopee and cut the everliving MOTHERFUCK out of my landlord and then hose the motherfucker down with a wicked huge load of demonseed. Fuck. Fuck. Yes indeed Fuck.

"Thank god that I'm not aware, and thank god that I just don't care...and I put a spike into my vein and I tell ya' things aren't quite the same.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

I Can't Wait for MOTHERFUCKING Spring Time


Wait a second. I haven't even gotten close to be paralyzingly numb from motherfucking 20 degree temps with 30 mph winds. I havent wasted 30 min of my life gearing up for eventual delayed onset of frostbite. I havent filled enough bottles of water only not to drink them cause it sucks drinking cold water when its motherfucking cold out. ON and ON and motherfucking ON I could bitch but "wait a second". I haven't even, even.

Check out this motherfucker. http://cockeyed.com/incredible/shoes/shoes.html

MOTHER. Mama's goin to keep baby nice and warm.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Steven Segal Juice