Friday, February 16, 2007

What to Do

I'm surfing google with just random thoughts that are popping into my head and guess what? Well this is what:

The End of the Internet
Congratulations! This is the last page.
Thank you for visiting the End of the Internet. There are no more links.

You must now turn off your computer and go do something productive.

Go read a book, for pete's sake.

MOTHER.

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Poisoned Peanut Butter

Crap I got it. http://investor.conagrafoods.com/phoenix.zhtml?c=97518&p=irol-newsArticlemedia&ID=963451&highlight=

If you believe in peanut butter you got to believe in peter pan, in peter pan, in peter pan.

First they don't pay their taxes. Then they screw up a hot dog deal with walmart. Then they fire the CEO. Then they include me in their" reduction in workforce " plan. Now their poisoning little kids. BIG conglomerate gone bad.

THey get a big tax break for building in NE. Hire people then let them go just to meet the quota. Happens alot at this company. Politicians can eat my " PEANUT BUTTER"


MOTHER.

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Team Lipton

http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos.php?id=/photos/2007/diaries/glen/glen076/class_of_200

Check out the girl on the far left. What is she doing with her finger?

Friday, February 02, 2007

Hey Little buddy




" Hey little buddy, what's it look like"
" Well skipper, life looks good. No need to get off this island yet"

Ran across this kid on the trail runnin for warmth with a hanky to his face. " Hey, hey". Who needs to say on your left when it's 1 outside and feels like -14. Oh, and i dig my take dollars at work. Crossing lights by schools always change so damn fast. Makes me feel special. Not that I use those buttons much anyways. Mother nature says dont. Keep cars moving. Get them to their destination faster so they can get out of their mothernaturing lovin vehicles and keep this air fresh.

Be careful out there if you're suseptible to gravity. Those icy patches in the dark, when your little buddy moves his helmet attached nightrider away from the trail, will suck you down towards hell.

Perfect fitness results in the best psychology!

MOTHER.

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Thursday, February 01, 2007

Natural phenom

Ran into the brother of the beast this morning " 777?". 7 degrees at 7 am wondering where the 7 mph wind was. I started gettin goose bumps then i thought " i dont believe in satan or his bro". So it must of been from the cold. Then I looked up and the moon was settin the same time the sun was a risin'. The same damn moon that was rising last night.Crap I was wrong. There's a satan. Then I thought " I sure need an astronomer dude to tell me what kind of phenom that is. Probably happens every 5000 yrs.

I'm a moon child. Grew up with the astronauts. There's even a crater on the moon named after some kinage of mine. Ah!! what a little homemade propellant will do to a kid's imagination. Those water rockets of mine just weren't the same.

To end this on a "high" note. Get out, ride, walk whatever but get out and sense what the clear, dry air will do to nature. It's an experience I'm lucky to have. Summer humidity does a whole different trick to nature. Winter is ..........

MOTHER.

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