Dub & Dubber

Dam thing's got shifting on the steering wheel. You know what that means? Gettin to 100+ faster.

My Enlarged Prostate

Looks like this guys head
Dam, I hope the money I donate this xmas season goes to this motherfucker. Crazy world we live in.

Hey Johanns Suck My Left Nut MOTHERFUKER

After a 4 hour ride.

Did you see the ticker move for Obama right at 8pm. I was the last guy in the state to vote and I wanted those Republican counters to be bummed to make the last vote be one for Obama.

I had to get my all American meal in before I vote. BK double cheeseburger, fries, and a coke. Then vote in the Communications Workers Union Hall. Then went to N street liquors and got me some Goose Island oatmeal stout. Chicago beer. Complex carbs in a bottle. Oatmeal is a complex carb cause it doesn't raise your blood sugar fast. Simple sugars do and that's toxic to your pancreas and adding belly weight. Also hard on your liver.

That's enough. Politics and science. One I know more than the other. One can suck my left nut.

MOTHER.