Stupid MOTHERFUCKER I AM

If you look carefully that's a beer cup in my hand. If you look into my eyes you'll see I had this planned out for an entire lap. Take a sip and toss the rest on my support crew. I never laughed so hard, pedaling away up that hill with support crew chasing, on a bike in a long time.

You might be thinking why did I waste that. I knew up the hill the beer tent would be waiting for me with numerous hand ups.

Two laps later and what do I see walking thru the grassy knoll but my support crew with 3 cups o' beer. I thought, " that's to many for me to drink. Must be for for those drunks yelling jibberish at me in my anaerobic state. So I cut course and plow down after my prey. Deaf prey, also. My favorite type. Luckily the prey didn't get the full brunt of my attack or she would of had more beer in her face.

For all my MOTHERFUCKING groupies part II

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Myths my mother****ing Arse

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I Feel So Motherfucking Proud

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You should of seen the pic above this. It was of a barbed wire fence. Don't go there because of the big bad fence. That happened to me once on a trip to a bike race in Ks. Ended up running out of gas. Climbed over this regular fence only to be blocked by this 12 foot fence. Dam they were serious about keeping the buffalo in. Finally climbed over this big ass gate. Got to the house. No answer on the back door. Went to the front door and there were motherfucking lions perched up a the tool shed.
Started making that creepy move you see on the discovery channel before they kill something. Headin back out I'm confronted by a toothless man and a doberman. They ask how i got there. I just climbed over your big ass gate and I showed him just how i did it on my way out. Come to find out from the next farm that that farm has been avoinding paying taxes and a baby was killed there by that do last week. Oh really!