Pictures at night through MOTHERFUCKING glass...the truck in front of me was the "High Life Express"


I got on the train to say the least










MOTHER

This one goes out to everyone at work

If you read this blog at work you got to read this http://money.cnn.com/2006/03/16/news/economy/annie/fortune_annie0317/index.htm

If you read this at home, when your at work read this.

When your boss peaks over your shoulder, cause that's what boss's are good at catching you doing things your supposedly shoudn't be doing instead of giving you a raise for making them look good for all the things you did well, tell him him to read the above. Your not a slacker your an innovator. He/she can thank me personally by giving you some money to buy me beer.



MOTHER.

Ah, Motherfucking cross season
It's comin and Im lookin forward to tearin' up some soil. What's so great about cross for me?
1. the courses
2. the spectators
3. controlled kaos
4. the weather
5. its tough
6. more beer around
Its like I've said before, " i cant wait till im 85 years old and look back at this site. I'm goin to laugh my ass off. Not that I'm that motherfucking funny but........
MOTHER.

Just so you don't motherfucking forget.
MOTHER.

This Ones For U Motherfucking Construction Workers

After a hard day you toss back a few and forget you're motherfucking tools on your vehicle. You drive away unkowningly dropping tools on the highway like elephant shit. Along comes this motherfucker laughing. Scoring your tools. So this one goes out to you, fucker. Keep it up. Your the best.

MOTHER.

http://www.thebikegame.com/home/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=62&Itemid=1

You're stupid if u read this blog or a motherfucking genius or........ I was goin to do a smiley face but fuck u.
MOTHER.

MOTHER.
MOTHER.

CREATE!
MOTHER

YAWN!

Alls i can say is fuck u
MOTHER.

YEP!
MOTHER.

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Motherfucker They're On To Me! The GOOD, THE BAD, & THE UGLY

So i'm down at the juevenile detention center helping Craig with some delinquents. We set up a 1 mile course on my computrainer and the best time wins a t-shirt. TOUR DE LINQUENTS! I told Craig" don't let them emabarass you. You won't live." Craig put in a good time but he said there's a BMX'er he's worried about. Anyways, enough of being nice 'cause that ain't what this motherfucking site is for. On my way out I see they got a warrant out for my arrest. I had to rip it off the wall. Not because I'm afraid of being caught but the motherfuckers didn't post a reward. I think I'm worth at least a fist full of dollars. Maybe a few dollars more. Jesus Christ, it was only a speeding ticket. I think that's why I'm wanted.
MOTHER.

Hey MOTHERFUCKER, let me tell you about this wild MOTHERFUCKER. When he's not picking bugs out of his eyes with his big MOTHERFUCKING paws he's throwin' down on some champagne with the lady on the moon.


MOTHER

Oh glorious beer let me sleep in these conditions.

Superspy photo of Fishers' correct version of the Ferrous that never came into stock over the last year. Designer/tester Aaron Mock was also observed "gettin' in some extra shammy-time" between laps at the 24-9 race. We'll have to check in with Mr. Mock at Trek World next week and see which scarred worse, the shammy experiments in 100 degree heat, or sleeping directly next to, and downhill, of the Snob family.



MOTHER

Motherfucking cheater


http://www.cyclingnews.com/features/?id=2006/woodland_garin

I'm not sure if it's cheating if it's a natural substance that's already in your body. In a safe and controled manner drugs are just similar to food. The intake of both has a chemical effect on the body.

I've noticed one thing, maybe a couple, this site isn't like every other tom dick & hairy site in lincolns motherfucking blog community. Everyone seems focused on cycling & friends. There's a couple sites out there that deal with a little more and those are the ones I really motherfucking enjoy. Cyclings cool but what da fuck. I'd like to think there's more to this blog world than that.

Also, because I'm in the " i don't give a motherfuck" mood, I'm analyzing this site and it's tellin' me 1) people come here and never come back 2) they visit and go. It's interesting compared to other sites. Not to be a motherfucking egocentric prick but I think I got something unusual here in the lincorn blog world.

As far as cycling goes I'm glad I'm not like you, motherfucker.

MOTHER.