Sometimes when you rage so hard on your bicycle things break. Thanks to FSA's warranty program I got some stronger, lighter, longer and harder parts. Thanks FSA.

MOTHER

The ideal motherfucking airfreshner to eliminate odors from your car, workshop or bathroom.

MOTHER.

Motherfucking Omaha

Riding around omaroma this weekend was actually a relaxing experience. It's the best around the holidays cause there aren't as many stupid motherfuckers out driving there cars. Even though I had the cross bike, I took the pavement. Not once, which is a rare occasion, did I have to let someone know they are motherfucking # 1 in my life. Actually, it was a little boring because I expect to get in a fight everytime I go riding in Omaroma.

There was a close call, though. By the airport someone honked at me as I switched lanes to ride the trail by the big Mo. I gave a wave, not exactly in the mood to let the motherfucker enjoy my finger, to see his reaction. He waved back. I figured he was freaked out that a bike could acually cross traffic to turn and the only thing he could think of was to honk.

MOTHER.

CHRISTMAS
The approach of Christmas brings harrassment and dread to many excellent people. They have to buy a cart-load of presents, and they never know what to buy to hit the various tastes; they put in three weeks of hard and anxious work, and when Christmas morning comes they are so dissatisfied with the result, and so disappointed that they want to sit down and cry. Then they give thanks that Christmas comes but once a year.

Thanks Samuel Clemons

MOTHER.

Wild Motherfuckers Merry Xmas card

This is to all you wild motherfuckers that aren't that special to me. This is the only motherfucking gift that you'll get from me. That's right. I mean it. The only special gift I give is me to my family. Especially mom.

I'll buy you a beer but I'll do that anytime of the year. So don't think you're special if I buy you one around the holidays. There will be a 29 pack of MHL at LBC on sat. Not a 30 pack cause I'm drinking one before I get there. I don't want people to think it's a gift. So show up like I know you won't around 2. I know I'll get motherfucking fucked up, head to omaha, and be drunk around my family. You go where you need to go.

MOTHER. 

Blurry vision is in effect. Time to call it a night motherfuckers.

Isn't that the mideavil sign for steel? Definately not your average roadside debris. 8.1% you say. That must qualify as high-gravity. Do you like high-gravity ska?

Gravel roads are dope.

There is a nice view of Lincoln out at NW84th and Superior.

Don't make me get all motherfucking tribal on your ass.
MOTHER. 

Summertime at motherfucking bike races.
MOTHER. 

I know i posted this once before but it was motherfucking hot that weekend that this gets the special treatment. Twice on this blog and you're sizzling. SKeet skkeett.
MOTHER. 

That motherfucker went to college?
MOTHER. 

Throw me a motherfucking granola bar

MOTHER. 

Cat 3 motherfuckers with a camera.

MOTHER. 

Cat. 3 and 4 motherfuckers taking home the prize money.

MOTHER. 

HOPE to LIVEWRONG

Now that I can wear a watch, my philosophy on life bands, and ear jewelry life has meaning again. Motherfucking meat factory had to many rules. Traded in my green hat for a white bell, 12 vent ear ripping off motherfucker.

By the way, that finger is extended. Always extended.

Keeping it real.

MOTHER.

 

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Good mutherfucking movie about "literal" bike racing.

PIERCING MY OWN MOTHERFUCKING EAR

Getting prepared for the piercing. Ear that is. Other parts to come in the future. Motherfucking fire gets me all excited. I figured, after breakfast on a sunday what better way to start the day. I wasn't prepared for motherfucking church this sunday or any sunday. Motherfucker i look like a crack addict on sundays. GOOD. So i scarfed down some irish oatmeal and some eggs. A piercing on an empty stomach isn't a good thing. Motherfucking thought lets see what the pain does to a full stomach. Interesting feeling.
MOTHER. 

Getting motherfucking prepared for surgery. Heat the needle. A little rubbing alcohol for sterilization. Wait it sounds and looks like I'm going to shoot up.

MOTHER. 

Using a piece of wood off my kitchen table to act as a motherfucking backboard for the safety pin. I didn't want to pierce my skull.

MOTHER. 

BONTRAGER. Motherfucking nice components. It didn't hurt that bad.

MOTHER. 

Almost motherfucking there.

MOTHER. 

MOTHER. 

Find Tony...
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2005/dec05/UScrossnats05/?id=UScrossnats0510/_DSC0012

See Tony get tangled up in a polite move to let Chris Horner save face...
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2005/dec05/UScrossnats05/?id=UScrossnats0510/_DSC0014

The history of egg nog, them some mutherfucking animals.

MOTHER

UCI legal Beer Tent.

Motherfucking blurred vision included.

MOTHER. 

Kansas MUD

I rode through there twice. Once sat and once sun. Then motherfucking hamstring said No No.

Mother. 

Stay away from the van. Once you get in you're never the motherfucking same. All inhibitions are released. Nature seems more powerfull.

MOTHER. 

Rememeber kids, don't drink without a good backpack harness on, and if someone asks to take your picture, ask to wear their glasses in the picture. That way you can say they photoshopped your face on themselves.

MOTHER

TAKE MOTHERFUCKING 3. Chad dig that out of your pants. YMCA stay away from the women. Don, yea i know, cheers to you. Sam quit looking at Chads bulge. Craig your going to have to wait to get home before you can ride that. Women, your OK.

MOTHER. 

OK. Take 2. Chad get your hands out of your pocket. This is going on the internet. Wild motherfuckers don't put their hands in the pockets. At least not in public.

MOTHER.