Wild Motherfuckers Merry Xmas card

This is to all you wild motherfuckers that aren't that special to me. This is the only motherfucking gift that you'll get from me. That's right. I mean it. The only special gift I give is me to my family. Especially mom.

I'll buy you a beer but I'll do that anytime of the year. So don't think you're special if I buy you one around the holidays. There will be a 29 pack of MHL at LBC on sat. Not a 30 pack cause I'm drinking one before I get there. I don't want people to think it's a gift. So show up like I know you won't around 2. I know I'll get motherfucking fucked up, head to omaha, and be drunk around my family. You go where you need to go.

MOTHER.