How do you Jack It?

This time of the year, spring, I can't decide on whether to jack it or not. In the mornin' it's jack it. In the afternoon it's no jack it. All winter I've been jackin' it. Now I'm confused.

Sometimes it calls for only half a jack it. Some call it a vest. Kind of like a cover that you take OFF when you're done PROTECTING yourself from the cold and the day has gotten more pleasant.

I can't wait till I don't have to jack it anymore. I'll be without any PROTECTION and I'll get some sun on. I will feel like a new man. Standing up tall to FACE THE LIGHT without having a jack it.

Soooooooo, how do you jack it?

Milan San Remo

Taken from Pez

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fun with snow

I think it beats the standard "bird."

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Aren't weee suppose to bee guarding the peloton?

How do those motherfucking valves work?

So I'm at work, learning, making and testing motherfucking asian noodles, and thinking of bikes. How many times do I pump up my tires and wonder " how does that fucking air stay in there?" "Who is this motherfucker that let's me ride my bike?"

If you're dying to know click the above title. If you're dying not to know then FUCK YOU!

MOTHER.

MOTHERfucker

It's that time again. Once a year you motherfuckers are goin to get the lyrics. Whether you like or you don't. Sing it with some meaning. Let people know about your love of life or your discontent. It's on n on n on n on. Pretty cool how things repeat, eh?

Mother
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Mother

Mother
Can you keep them in the dark for life
Can you hide them from the waiting world
Oh mother

Father
Gonna take your daughter out tonight
Gonna show her my world
Oh father

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's

Mother
Tell your children not to hold my hand
Tell your children not to understand
Oh mother

Father
Do you wanna bang heads with me
Do you wanna fear everything
Oh father

Not about to see your light
if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's
Damn

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till you're bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like

IF I ONLY HAD A MILLION MIDDLE FINGERS I'D SHARE THEM

Oh thats just evil

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