What's the MOTHERFUCKING Deal Tommy

What you doin with your hand? Why you starring at that guy? Why does it look like you got a mouthful? What does quick step mean for real? Does that rainbow jersey really mean what I think it means?

MOTHER.

The sewer company's gonna be pissed.

I've suspected this for years.

There is no reason why...

MRI
This wild motherfucker hasn't even had a beer in almost five days. Boo!
I'm pretty sure that when you've had a headache for four or five days and can't hold down much more than soup, something might be awry. I thought it might still be related to the fall I took a month ago. The results of the MRI say no cancer, blood clots, or aneurysms. Woo hoo! So I'm just fucked up. The thing that sucks the most about this whole dang deal is that I'm still mentally sharper than about ninety 8 percent of the folks at QBP so I feel like I ought to be there. Why can't I just get a little dumber when I'm sick so I know something's wrong? Like when I've had a dozen too many beers.
MOTHER FUCKBALLSGONNORHEA.

SS can fly

So i'm SSing down the gravel in the twilight dim and what charges out o' the shrubbery, mutherfucking cujo. Thot the gravel was a little sketchy, but as it turns out, if you spin fast enough you just float over the top. MOTHER.

Hey MOTHERFUCKING Hector

Give me one you motherfucking smiley, want to talk all the time, slouch. Taught my first spin class today. Baffle them with science is how to keep the talkies quiet. Tell them "if you're talking you're not motherfucking pushing your ventilatory threshold".

MOTHER.