US Gran Prix of Cyclocross of want to be motherfuckers

US Gran Prix of Cyclocross: "'the toughest hour in cycling' 'the NASCAR of bike racing' 'the steeplechase of biking competition' 'mud, sweat, gears and blood' '[requires] the finesse of a ballet dancer, the speed of a motorcycler, and the grit of a hockey player' "

I got your tough one here in my shorts motherfucker. Viagra aint got shit on my cyclocross racin shorts.
NASCAR motherfuckers don't turn right. Cyclocross motherfuckers turn right right left sometimes not on purpose. Slideways motherfucker.
Bring me a horse. I'll scare that motherfucker to run for the hills. He ain't seen wildeyed motherfucker(s).
Alls I can say to this last quote is " fuck you motherfucker". Pussies talk. Motherfuckers ramble on.

MOTHERFUCKING SEATTLE

is dope