I found out I can fit cross tires on my Triton and chased Tony W through MOTHERFUCKER park the other night.


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MOTHER

I'm not going to motherfucking pass!

I'm riding along the trail this evening and I hear a womans voice behind me say " im not going to pass cause I like the view back here". I'm thinking it's the lady I just passed on the recumbent, not very attractive, but I do turn around. Dammit it's a cute woman on a bike. Being incoherent after 80 hard miles and only thinking of a MTN. DEW i reply " i hope you're talking about the trees and grass". She replies " oh sure yea".

I tap the brakes and she rides by saying " you turning off". " NOpe goin' straight" I reply. She just pedalled right by without a blink. No ring on her finger saying shit like that. What the hell. I'm thinking I got one woman right now and she's more than I can handle anyways.

MOTHER.

MOtherfucking women grab your children. YMCA man is entering the crit course. Keep your children away from that motherfucking child molester van. TJ, make up your mind what team your on. Wait let me motherfucking help you. LBC isn't. I know sentimetal reasons but get over it you reject.



Getting motherfucking pulled. You get the ultimate prize of having to haul your pit wheels back and watch everyone else race. It's cause you can't make up your mind what team your on. I protest cause that guy doesn't know what motherfucking team he's on.

MOTHER.

MOTHERFUCKING BIKE RACING PERVERT

Somebody needs to tell that guy his van isn't cool. Looks like a motherfucking child molester vehicle. You get a kid in there and the yellow lights on the roof go off. Aren't vans suppose to lure women into them? Blacken that motherfucker up with some chrome mags then we'll talk. MOTHERFUCKING Kansas bike racing. The land of christian morality. Except for this red van.

MOTHER.

Been awhile, gots lots of MOTHERFUCKING pics...

Rode at Platte today, no pics from the ride, or the dope buffet, but set the RIG up tubeless after I cleaned it up.














Partied at the Bonsall's last night, good times, I managed not to slap Clarke.














Jace was shakin' her shit.



















Made a trip to WV, crooked-arm bailed, and a cooler, nicer and less smelly Mombok stepped up to the challenge.



















12 Hour race, Charlie likes to sleep by the fire and can still hide from the camera while asleep



















CVO basking in the glow



















Is that Mongolian beef? Mongo beef according to the Vomitron, I prefer to refer to it as Mongorian Beef, RRRRRRR Herro Mongorian beef!!


















MOTHER

MOTHERFUCKING EXACTLY

How exact can you get? Let that finger tell. No better sign to express yourself. The meaning of fuck you: Fuck you bipolar yelling motherfucker
Fuck you buzz kill car. You don't know motherfucker.
Fuck you rock. Motherfucking flattin' bitch.
Fuck you wind. Motherfucker can't fuck with a motherfucker.
Fuck you Black Sabbath. Just because, motherfucker.
Fuck you everything. THat covers it all.

MOTHER.

24 Hour MOTHERFUCKER!

Looks like Cameron got 8th. Good job.
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MOTHER.

Does any MOTHERFUCKER post here?

NO