MOTHERFUCKING BIKE RACING PERVERT

Somebody needs to tell that guy his van isn't cool. Looks like a motherfucking child molester vehicle. You get a kid in there and the yellow lights on the roof go off. Aren't vans suppose to lure women into them? Blacken that motherfucker up with some chrome mags then we'll talk. MOTHERFUCKING Kansas bike racing. The land of christian morality. Except for this red van.

MOTHER.