Lemondster

Not sure who this is against. Trek or Lemond but it sure is funny.

Here's a weird twist to the LeMond case, as reported by BRAIN: "An inmate at a federal prison in Williamsburg, South Carolina, filed a motion to intervene in the [Trek/LeMond] lawsuit, alleging that he and other inmates produce bikes for LeMond under the Federal Prison Industry Unicor Program for 12 cents an hour, a violation of minimum wage laws. The inmate also claimed LeMond bicycles are shipped to Iranian troops for training purposes, violating the Training with Enemy Act." The judge denied the motion.

Left and right submission

This band will rock each testicle in submission. If you want music to reverberate your nuts than this is it. Even for the ladies out there it will shake your hand held phallic device into overdrive.
http://www.blackfootrocks.com/home.htm

MOtherfucker Get out of My Way

I'm maxing out so get the fuck out of my way. My gluteous maximus is ready to rip me a new asshole, cause I'm maxing out, if you don't get out of my way. http://www.maxvo2themovie.com/

There were about 47 times this past weekend at the Gateway cup where I had the notion to say " Hey I bet your name is Max cause your a maximum idiot. Get out of my way!"

Fucking first race of the weekend two stupid maxed out fuckers crash with 3 laps to go in front of me in a corner. One inch tires in a corner with just the slightest amount of brake don't handle so well. Funny how when you let go of a brake to pull out of a slideways motion, that your bike reverts to a complete upright position in a corner. Physics says that's not good. Front wheel still turning but back wheel going straight. This tends to flop you in the opposite direction that you're turning. I was turning left but damaged everything on my right. In the amount of time to say MOTHERFUCKER you're tumbling along the pavement trying to cease going from 27 mph to 0 mph ( if you want a metric conversion to kph all's I can say it hurts the same way ).