The meaning of Ana

Thank you PBS for giving me the meaning of Ana, which in turkish means MOTHER. You know where this is leading, right you anafucker.




My Russian friend Ana




Slideways




MOTHER/ANA

340 MUTHERFOCKING miles? I finally got the RIG in I was waiting for, got it set up for a little ride I'm doing this weekend. Probably have to add some bar tape to the bare parts of the bar, otherwise picking the right gear on Friday evening will be all that's left.


WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHERFUCKEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

THIS MOTHERFUCKING SUCKS



THIS is what happens when you don't pay

MOTHERFUCKERS

Faster than radar(not), as powerfull as 4999 others in the US, able to get me from 0-60 in 6 secs

MOTHER.

What's in the box? Some uneven arm aero bars. Did your aerobars come in a wood box? Did aerobars come over with Double Bock?

Yes?

Whats Double Bock look like?
It's like a dark mirror that'll put you to MOTHERFUCKING sleep.

MOTHER

This wheel has more miles on it than CVO can spell, MOTHERFUCKING trainer bike to a dedicated cyclist. Said cyclist can also sense despair in Sam's voice over the phone and stop by w/ a sixer, and it's a different flavor every MOTHERFUCKING time!






MOTHER

Isn't that supposed to be round MOTHERFUCKER?
















MOTHER

Endurosnob dropped my ass on a gravel road ride today. He quickly made some excuse, but if the scale don't match the fish, you gotta keep it simple, I got dropped. I couln't catch up, and I was trying. Needless to say got a new(er) Fisher Paragon built up. Still geared, but rigid. Rocking the Pace 29er Carbon fork. So far I like the fork a lot, maybe I can get it off road on Wednesday and see how it feels in the dirt. Pics to come of the bike.