Time for working on the motherfucking cycloX face hair

Clean Up this motherfucking site!



THis site needs some superfund funding for a clean up. Not much to do with cycling. On the other hand.... One cycling related thing happened to me today. I found another tool. Nice, sweet pliers. Cresent made in the USA. Cars ran over it but again its a tight tool. No pics cause the motherfucking camera I own sucks the life out of my rechargeables and they've gone over the 500 recharge limit. So the best I can do is give you a big "FUCK YOU".

MOTHER.

AHHHH! You MOTHERFUCKING Librarians
http://www.libraryunderground.org/sexuality.htm

Teasing me as I try to read my mag. Motherfucker it's hot and I'm trying to stay cool without drinking myself into liver failure at barnes n noble. Let's see if I can get this fantasy. Got quite a few walk bys and a HI! Then she's putting books away in the bible section.




MOTHER.

MOTHERFUCKING STUPIDWEEK



Ok! Here's the best story of my stupidweek trip. No original pics cause I got a clumsy camera that I hate lugging around. ONe of these days I'm gettin one of those smaller motherfucking cameras as soon as I get off the breadline.

I'm staying at this hippie farm. They grow organic veggees and have a tepee. If you work in the garden in the mourning you get free lunch. Fuck that. I'm bike racing till my nuts hang low and just about fall off.

Here's the story. I come back one day and take a nap. I wake up and they're hoeing the motherfucking veggees outside my window. I go out. They invite to go swimming. Sure. My legs are sore and my dick is long. I need to cool off.

So, I'm out there treading water. I ask Mary Ann, that name will come into play here in a second, " what did you do before this". She replies, " I was a nun". Holy motherfucking Christ no shit, I'm thinking. I went to catholic schools for 12 years and I never once went swimming with a nun. Trust me there just as ugly half motherfucking naked as with a gown on. There was one nun in high school who I would of banged. OK I'm going to hell. Fuck it!

Then they ask me to dinner. Nothing but veggees. They ask me what I do. I tell them anything to do with science turns me on. Now the motherfucking shit get weird. They start talking about body energy. The scientist in me starts asking, politely, well how's that work. They tell me basically just because. Can't be explained. Maybe because of electrically fields. To make this short, I went back to my room and luckily I had some motherfucking beef jerky in my bag cause god gave me canines to rip that shit apart with and I got to use them.

MOTHER.

Time to bury nasty-tits. Here are some pics.

































































































Fuck July and all the rude people who must think we work around the clock at the bike shop and don't have families. Fuck yes it's going to be next week, remember flunking that report in high school cause you did it the night before? No, I'm sure the other shops are just as backed up, why, cause there are more tards like you out wandering around right now.

Parents teach you kids to make decisions.

MOTHER

MOTHER



Dam girl you fine! O motherfucking fine.

MOTHER

MOTHER



Dam girl you fine! O motherfucking fine.

MOTHER

MOTHERFUCKING nice bike, oh wait, you wouldn't know, you frequent eBAY, you wouldn't know if it was a nice bike if I left it out front whilst I was pissing on your wife whilst she was crawling around on the floor tugging at the grapes you call nipples. Shut up and MOTHERFUCKING bid MOTHERFUCKER.



MOTHER

Paging 3:15. Rode to work Monday, hit the road at 3:55am and rocked the MoPAC and some assorted gravel to Omaha. 4hrs ride time, one dehydrated MOTHERFUCKER and a dirty ass bike.


90th & A














Alvo Rd. just west of 334th














MOTHERFUCKING fireball just south of Church Rd on 334th, burn that haze off please.
















MOTHER

MOTHRFUCKING GOOD DAY AT THE OFFICE




Always makes a ride better when you find tools. Motherfucking made in the USA and with a tight adjusting barrel. Even though cars run over that cresent the tools still motherfucking tight.

Then come home and drown out the neighbors with your own rendition of white boy loud screaming guitars and vocals. OK, the word motherfucker has its place in life but not around your kids in every sentence. Let's not abuse the word motherfucker. It deserves respect. So a little black sabbath/ronny james dio will send you back into your crib.



That 500 watt mono little cube will make your worst enemy, neighbors, run for shelter. Hook it up to some infinity's and you can say, " motherfucker".

MOTHER.

Give me One MOTHERFUCKING Hector?



During the cat 5 crit, at Baldwin City, two motherfuckers are off the back. One guy says to the trailing guy " common, give me one hector". What was that motherfucking all about? Don't you mean "pull through".

So there's Hector and his amigos in the van behind TJ gettin' ready to give one!

MOTHER.

Motherfuckers, What ya looking for?