MOTHERFUCKING STUPIDWEEK



Ok! Here's the best story of my stupidweek trip. No original pics cause I got a clumsy camera that I hate lugging around. ONe of these days I'm gettin one of those smaller motherfucking cameras as soon as I get off the breadline.

I'm staying at this hippie farm. They grow organic veggees and have a tepee. If you work in the garden in the mourning you get free lunch. Fuck that. I'm bike racing till my nuts hang low and just about fall off.

Here's the story. I come back one day and take a nap. I wake up and they're hoeing the motherfucking veggees outside my window. I go out. They invite to go swimming. Sure. My legs are sore and my dick is long. I need to cool off.

So, I'm out there treading water. I ask Mary Ann, that name will come into play here in a second, " what did you do before this". She replies, " I was a nun". Holy motherfucking Christ no shit, I'm thinking. I went to catholic schools for 12 years and I never once went swimming with a nun. Trust me there just as ugly half motherfucking naked as with a gown on. There was one nun in high school who I would of banged. OK I'm going to hell. Fuck it!

Then they ask me to dinner. Nothing but veggees. They ask me what I do. I tell them anything to do with science turns me on. Now the motherfucking shit get weird. They start talking about body energy. The scientist in me starts asking, politely, well how's that work. They tell me basically just because. Can't be explained. Maybe because of electrically fields. To make this short, I went back to my room and luckily I had some motherfucking beef jerky in my bag cause god gave me canines to rip that shit apart with and I got to use them.

MOTHER.