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Bad News For Leukemans
Bjorn Leukemans has made quite a name for himself in the past month, and not for sporting reasons. Leukemans tested positive for testosterone following his 13th place at the World Championships in Stuttgart. He of course denied any wrongdoing and came up with one of the better excuses in modern history to explain his jacked testosterone ratio: I was having sex when the testers came knocking.

Interesting story, especially considering that they found synthetic testosterone.

Anyhow, this year's 4th place at Paris-Roubaix announced on his personal website that the B-Test came up, gasp, positive.

Leukemans heads on over to the Flemish Cycling Federation's discipline committee on January 10th.