My Motherfucking Kid Can Outride Your Kid

Now I've seen it all. I think I'm going to start a "learn on your bike" outside program. " Hey , you fucking brat, what letters are on that cars plates that just went by ?" " Wrong. You go to the back of the group and shield the rest of us from cars".
I'd want my Motherfucking kid to play in the street like I did. How else you going to learn how to use your middle finger. Now get out there, you little fucking brat, and dodge some cars. If you happen to get hurt maybe you'll learn a lesson. The lesson is " don't come crying to me".

MOTHER.