Holy War Motherfuckers

So i get this in my e- mail.


Attn:The Managing Director

Before I proceed, may I humbly introduce myself to your goodself, My Name is Mrs. Najia J. Zban. an Iraq refugee. My late husband was untill recently, one of the personal aid to the former president of Iraq,President Saddam Hussen who was formerly overthrown out of power and was killed recently by the US government.
Prior to this last serious crisis that is still ravaging in mycountry,which recently led to misfortune of our government and my late husband position as the personal aid to the president, We inherited the sum of US$11 million.The funds were originally gotten from my late husband proceeds. My late husband was able to safe guard the fund with a very good diplomatic contact from my Country and deposited it in thailand.
I have decided to contact you because I am interested in investing in your country which is investment friendly. Please kindly guide and assist me in making the right investment since I am also interested in buying a residential property as I will be moving with my only son Haider in over there as soon as every thing regarding technical and logictics details is worked out and ascertained to our respective satisfaction. In view of your participation,I am ready to give you a good negotiable percentage for your assistance or better still commit it into viable Joint venture projects with you.
Be assured that you stand norisk of any kind as the funds belong to me and my only survived son haider. As soon as I get your consent, we will quickly move this fund to your country for investment . Again, upon your acceptance to work as my partner, you can contact me withmy private e-mail najia_jzban0@yahoo.com.my , for more details.
I strongly believe that associating with you to embark on this and other business ventures will derive a huge success here after, please include you private contact telephone number and private e-mail for replying. We look unto Allah for your positive prompt response.

Yours Sincerely.
Mrs. Najia J. Zban.

I respond.

Hi Najia,

I've got property to invest in. You can buy my house motherfucker. Thats right, motherfucker, It's perfect:
It's in the shadows ( of our state capitol, go ahead blow it up)
A small room for haider( he'll need to get used to small rooms)
Good neighborhood ( maybe you'll know my neighbors, there from Afganistan)
Lots o sirens ( dont worry they're just passin thru)
gunfire ( you'll feel right at home. Oh, and the fourth of july is just around the corner. CELEBRATE!)
It's a palace (I like to think " im the king of this palace". I run around naked with just my crown on yelling at my subjects from my porch)

If you need to invest your money I'm worth it. I just need a break. Oh wait, this is money that's been takin from people that probably have done no harm to you or your family. Never mind, motherfucker.

Well Na nu na nu, I got to go. I've got to pay the bills here in America so freedom and investments can ring through out the world.



Yours truly,
MOTHER
p.s. The corn is tall and there's a lot of it this year. God has given us plenty of moisture for us to start our independence of foreign oil. I'm goin corn wrestlin'.