Marc Thinks Mark's Theory On Age Tells It Best

Mark Twain a motherfucking genius. I dig his quotes. He wrote about life in a humorous/serious manner. Here are some of his quotes:

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS

Life would be infinately happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. AGAIN, MOTHERFUCKING GENIUS

I was young and foolish then. Now I'm older and foolisher. RIGHT ON THE FUCKING NAIL

OK here's the site. Enjoy. www.twainquotes.com
Check out what he has to say about obedience. MOTHERFUCKING SMART DUDE!

MOTHER.