Marc's Motherfucking New years eve donuts

So, I'm at Brothers celebrating with my spin doctor from the Y. They offer donuts at closing. Bad motherfucking idea. That place sucks hole. I take 3. Spin doc doesn't want any cause she's watching her weight. All 114 lbs. Yea motherfucking right you got any thing to worry about. So outside there's cops. Guess. Revenge for my ticket. Donuts are coming at 'em. Some say armeggetan is coming. SHHHHH! you drunk fucks. Don't laugh at me. I got glaze all over my fingers. AHHHHHH! Look over there. Theres a hoooker with a penis. Dip shit donut hole 3 ring circus motherfuckers. We were well on our way before armeggetan came down on the fucks. It's good to breathe to feel alive. HEEHEEHEEHEHEH

MOTHER.