The Motherfucking Porn (corn) Crib

So I found another use for my Niterider lite. Extreme exterior painting. I'll tell you why it's extreme.

First, painting at nite on a ladder is extreme, step ladder, cause of uneven surfaces. It's a balancing act at times cause you just can't get the perfect even surface in a yard. There were a few "Motherfucker" yelled out.

Secondly, the nite life. Besides crickets, squierters, and some bugs I just figured out theres humans. Yep, humans meandering around at 10:30 at nite. Well, I guess this is the hood as Lincolnites call it but it ain't that bad. So I'm up on the ladder and I hear a nite creature coming down the walk. He's a yellin in his phone at his old lady. Typical. Then he sees me, stops, and finishes up his conversation. The dude comes up to me and asks me if I want to buy some porn videos. I thought he said corn. "So I ask what kind of corn" as i blind him with the Niterider.
He goes " home made porn".
"Shit, I thought you said corn"
" No man, local beeatches porn"
" Nope, I'll pass. I got better things to do"

You would think that some motherfucker, up on a ladder, with a helmet and bright lite attached, painting at 10:30pm wouldn't be interested buying some porn. Then again?